Total pages in book: 22
Estimated words: 20866 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 104(@200wpm)___ 83(@250wpm)___ 70(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 20866 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 104(@200wpm)___ 83(@250wpm)___ 70(@300wpm)
“Wait a minute. Did my mom know of your special anatomy?” I ask in a slow tone. “She had to, right? Because you and Roberta were married. You were intimate.”
Lionel nods, his blue eyes suddenly unreadable as he looks at me.
“Roberta knew. She was my wife, so she was in on the secret. Not that there was any way to keep it from her because of course, Roberta and I had sex. Your mom experienced the delights of being double-drilled, and asked for it a lot.”
That makes me sit back on the stool because first, no one needs to know about their parent’s love life. That’s just gross. Secondly, the import of what Lionel and I did together is hitting me.
“So you’ve had sex with my mom.”
Lionel throws me a long look, his gaze searching as his big form goes still.
“Yes, Lily. That’s what married people do. Why, is it going to be a problem?”
I take a deep breath and then exhale slowly, while staring at my clutched hands in front of me.
“You know, I’m not sure. I don’t think so, but I need to digest this a bit. I mean, you were married to my mother. You had sex with Roberta, and now you’re sleeping with me.”
“I did, and I am,” Lionel says in a forceful tone while taking my small hand in his big one. “But tell me more. Is it just the biological thing? Your mother passed, and I don’t know that she’d exactly approve of our relationship. But Roberta was a very open-minded woman, so I don’t think she’d judge us for being together either.”
I nod slowly.
“I know. My mom was very liberal, and she wanted both you and I to be happy after her death. I guess, sometimes it’s just hard to believe that life can be so crazy.”
Lionel nods thoughtfully.
“It is. But I’ve had my anatomy since birth, and the crazy sometimes becomes normal, believe it or not. Take it from a man who’s in his fifth decade: life is unpredictable, and anything can happen.”
I shoot him a sideways smile while squeezing his large hand with my small one.
“I know because there’s been insanity in my life too. And I mean, total insanity of the unbelievable variety.”
Lionel shoots me a long look even as his fingers tighten on mine.
“Sweetheart, I know you think you’ve seen a lot in your short life. But there’s “insanity” as a figure of speech, and then there’s the stuff of real life, and it’s all too real in my case. Double-dicked men do exist, and there’s a community of us here, in Minnesota.”
“I know,” I reply in a slow tone while never dropping his gaze. “But I’ve experienced craziness before, and not the figurative kind. The real kind.”
“Okay,” Lionel drawls, his voice just a tad bit disbelieving. “How so? What would you classify as crazy?”
I take a deep breath, my big bosom rising, as I prepare to let my stepfather in on my secret. After all, Lionel has been the one with the surprises so far, but now, it’s time for me to turn the tables. I shoot him a sideways smile.
“Well, do you believe in magic?”
“No,” he says in a flat tone.
My eyebrow raises in surprise.
“Really? Not with your anatomy?”
He cocks his head to the side, a lock of dark hair falling attractively over his forehead. Before I can stop myself, I reach forward to brush it off, the intimacy between us astonishing. But it feels right, and Lionel merely squeezes my hand again while nodding.
“I don’t think I believe in magic,” he growls. “What I believe in is science, and genetic mutations are part and parcel of the human species. Mutations happen in all species,” he corrects. “There are double-headed snakes, double-headed women, people with twelve fingers, and women who have two pussies. Anything is possible.”
I blink, startled.
“Wait, there are women with two pussies?”
Lionel grins, showing off even white teeth.
“There are. It’s a condition called uterus didelphys, and there are definitely women with this medical condition. Evidently, it can be very handy because you can do the double-v with two men, and each guy gets their own pussy to enjoy.”
I blink.
“Oh my god, this is so insane. What the hell?”
Lionel winks at me, flashing another movie star smile.
“Yes, it’s insane, but it really exists, sweetheart. I’ve often thought that I should meet one of these women because I have two dicks. Now that would be a match made in heaven, wouldn’t it? A double-pussy woman for a double-dicked man.”
I can’t help but laugh because it sounds so far out, although maybe it’s not. Nonetheless, I giggle again, squeezing his hand. It feels so good to be here with my stepfather, sharing easy conversation and laughing about things together. But then I go serious, because I have incredible news to share.