Total pages in book: 18
Estimated words: 17001 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 85(@200wpm)___ 68(@250wpm)___ 57(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 17001 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 85(@200wpm)___ 68(@250wpm)___ 57(@300wpm)
Subject: *deep breaths* Ten things you’re not ready for
Adam, Adam, Adam.
You asked for my deepest, darkest desires and honestly I was going to behave but then I remembered, I’ve never been good at that. My parents tried but they couldn’t tame me. Misbehaving is in my DNA (consider this a warning).
So here it is. The most random list of things I like, some of which are absolutely not safe for work. You’ve been warned. Good thing you work from home.
TEN THINGS AMELIA LIKES:
Stargazing coz I think I was an astronomer in my past life
Hydrangeas in a mason jar over rose every single time
Coffee that actually tastes good
Mirrors. Lots and lots of them because I’m vain
Now off to the NSFW part
Have public sex at least once in my life
To bite someone just a little and have them growl instead of complain
To be told to keep quiet when I very clearly can’t
To wear nothing but someone’s shirt
To spend an entire weekend indoors, breaking a headboard and possibly the bed frame and ordering takeout
To see someone’s control shatter because of me
I could keep going, but I’d like to stay on this pen pal program and not be arrested by the email police. Also, I’ve come to like you so it would really suck if any of these things scare you off.
Your most corruptible pen pal,
Amelia
P.S. You said you’re a software engineer, right? Just curious, do your hands ever get … tired? Asking for a friend. The friend is me.
From: ad_re1987@email.com
To: ya_chaosqueen@email.com
Subject: Jesus Christ, Amelia. You had me sweating
Amelia,
That was … a list.
I read it twice. Then a third time, purely for research purposes, of course. Thank you to your friend for asking, and the answer is no. My hands do not get tired easily, nor does the rest of my body, for that matter.
You should know, I don’t scare that easily. You’ll need to try a little harder if your goal is to make me run. I don’t run, and I don’t let go, either. I once held onto my Hot Wheels collection until I graduated from college because I didn’t want anyone else to have them. What’s mine is mine. Just something to keep in mind—a warning of sorts, I guess.
Now, since you were bold enough to share your ten, I’ll do the same. I sincerely hope these don’t scare you.
TEN THINGS I LIKE (You asked for it):
Coffee that actually tastes good.
Lipstick on a woman that stays on even after I devour her mouth or after she devours me.
Now the NSFW part:
Breakfast in bed without any actual food. FYI, I’m not a picky eater.
The sound someone makes when they’re trying not to be loud. Gasps are welcome, whimpers and long moans even better.
Eye contact while I’m inside her.
Fingers tangled in my hair—tugging, yanking, I don’t care. Rip my hair out and I’ll thank you.
Not coming up for air while eating my favorite meal.
Biting, scratching. Bonus if it leaves a mark.
I didn’t realize I liked it too until you mentioned them—mirrors and public sex.
The idea of someone writing to me with one hand and using the other to ... misbehave.
I meant it, Amelia. If you’re trying to scare me off, you’ll need sharper claws.
Yours (still here),
Adam
P.S. The next time you bite, don’t stop at “just a little.” You strike me as someone who’ll go big instead of going home.
From: ya_chaosqueen@email.com
To: ad_re1987@email.com
Subject: So about number 10
Holy mother of God, Adam.
#10 is the one that did me in. The list was already…ahem, let’s call it “mildly disarming” but number ten? That one made me stare at my phone for like a full ten minutes.
Well, sir. I’ve never felt so seen. You might as well have been hovering over my shoulder.
Because, full disclosure, AND DON’T YOU DARE GET SMUG, this email almost took me a little longer than usual to finish. Because some of us are overachievers and multi-taskers who don’t back down from a challenge. Well, sir. I took your advice and went BIG.
Anywayyyyyy.
I’ve been thinking (dangerous, I know). Maybe you should scare me a little. Or at least try. So far, all you’ve done is make me wonder if it’s possible to feel someone’s hands on your skin through a screen. Spoiler: it’s starting to feel like a yes.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go not think about your hands in my hair, or how you said you don’t let go. (Liar, liar, pants on fire)
Yours with absolutely zero shame,
Amelia
P.S. Do you think I’m misbehaving right now?
P.P.S. What would you do if I was? Will you punish me?
From: ad_re1987@email.com
To: ya_chaosqueen@email.com
Subject: Misbehaving, are we?
Amelia, Amelia, Amelia. Where do I even begin? Signing up for the pen pal program was the best (drunk) decision I’ve ever made.
You want to know what I’d do if you were misbehaving?
Let’s just say this: If I were anywhere near you, you wouldn’t be able to finish your sentence, let alone an email. I’d have you so thoroughly distracted, you’d forget what the keyboard’s for. Actually, I’d make you forget the whole world.