Total pages in book: 64
Estimated words: 63862 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 319(@200wpm)___ 255(@250wpm)___ 213(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 63862 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 319(@200wpm)___ 255(@250wpm)___ 213(@300wpm)
"They're good," Willa said, smiling.
"Great. Are you guys ready?" she asked, waving us inside.
The room was set up somewhat like a classroom since the store did host classes on various sex topics. Including the talk. Like we were having. There was a big whiteboard on the far wall with a desk in front of it as well as four long tables with chairs for the 'students' to sit.
The male and female anatomy posters were expected.
Our Aunt Peyton sitting at the front desk with her mermaid hair pulled up, glasses perched low on her nose, and a sexy cami under a tight jacket that gave her a sexy teacher vibe, who was making unnerving eye contact with us and pushing her hand down on the plunger of a giant pump bottle of lube.
Yeah, that wasn't expected.
At all.
A laugh bubbled up and burst out, wiping away all the anxiety I had felt building, worried this might be as awkward as it had felt with my Mom all the times we'd talked in the past.
"Peyton," Autumn hissed, shaking her head. "We agreed that if you were going to be here, you were just going to sit there quietly."
"I am sitting here quietly. While showing the girls how easily and shamelessly one can use lube for fun sexy times. Safe sexy times," she added when her sister gave her big eyes.
"You haven't even said hi to them yet. You can't start the sex talk with lube."
"Well, no. We have to cover the fingering and hand-jobs first, don't we?" she asked, shooting Autumn a saccharine smile. "Hi Willa, hi Alexis. Welcome to Sex-Ed featuring an expert. And her sister who happens to own a sex store."
"You're right," Willa said to me, voice low. "This is going to be way better than a parent sex talk again."
"Sit right down, dear children," Peyton said, rising from her seat, waving out what looked like a cane. You know... for BDSM stuff. "We are here to discuss the wild and wonderful world of Clitonia," she went on, ducking down into a bag I had missed on the floor, pulling up a giant vulva statue with a stand and sticking it on top of the desk, "and Lil Dicky," she added, reaching into the bag, coming back with a somewhat small flesh-colored dildo, placing it next to Clitonia.
"You brought props?" Autumn groaned. "This is my class, Peyt."
"I know. But your penis pictures are sad. And, what, are you going to make them put condoms on bananas? Bananas are nothing like cocks— penises," she added, looking over at us, trying to hold in a smile. "I have the other boys in the bag too. But I thought, Lil Dicky is the least threatening of them, so we can start with him. But Clitonia has a non-monogamous relationship with all these fine cock—penises. Can we all agree the word 'penis' is ridiculous?"
"It's the appropriate term."
"If you're a sixth-grade gym teacher," Peyton shot back. "Anyway. Clitonia is a free woman with a large sexual appetite and one Lil Dicky just isn't going to cut it. So she has a whole crew of fine male specimens of varying shapes and sizes and cuts."
"Cuts?" Willa asked, making me press my lips together to keep from laughing at the very innocent question.
"I'm so glad you asked!" Peyton declared, making her sister whimper when she went back into her bag of tricks, coming out with two more dildos, making her way over toward us, and squatting down to our level as she stuck the suction cup dildos to the surface of the table, making them bobble around a bit. It took everything I had not to laugh.
"Meet Alejandro who hails from Spain where they don't practice the custom of circumcision as much as we do over here in the States," Peyton declared, motioning to the foreskin. "And this here is Big Mike," she said, pointing to the rather massive dildo. "He has been circumcised. And up close like this, you can really see the difference. In your sexcapades sure to come in your college years, you may cross paths with both these sorts of men. I think it's important to see this," she added."Because the first time I saw an uncircumcised one, it was, yeah, it was a bit of a shock."
"And by shock, she means she got up, ran to the bathroom, and called me to ask about it," Autumn said, smiling at the memory. "In her defense, she was sixteen, and we had very conservative parents who didn't believe in talking to us about these kinds of things. But she's right. It's good to see. We are going to show you all sorts of vulvas too. It's important to know that all bodies are good bodies. All vulvas are good vulvas."
"And all Alejandros are good Alejandros," Peyton agreed, patting the head of the dildo in question, making it bob around yet again. This time, I couldn't help it, the laugh burst out.